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May 28, 2004
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I had a rather funny occurrence today on Party Poker. I was playing the $5/$10 6 max games, 2 at a time, when I started making fun of some calling station named bindernutnut. Now you can tell by his screen name that he is a moron, and he played as badly as you would expect a blatant 19 year old McDonald’s employee to. So I am making fun of him while he is losing and he proceeds to buy in for his whole stack, which was about 900.
Of course I keep laughing at him and his pathetic macho display of 900 when he challenges me to play $15/$30 heads up with the usual name calling (words like fag, homo, etc.) and various “yo momma” jokes. He said he wanted to each put up $2,000 which I doubt he even had in his account) and play until it was all gone. People always say this, as if simply saying you will play out your $2,000 locks you into doing it. It is such a retarded idea since nobody on the internet could possible trust someone else to not just leave if they felt like it, but I gave him my standard response which is “I have $11,000 in this account and I won’t leave until you do or I am broke”. This is true as well, because I would not leave until one of us was broke, and I already knew which one of us it would be.
So sure enough I get to the table (which he gave me the wrong password for but I figured out anyway) and he won’t play me. He really just wanted to look like a man in front of everyone at the table (who laughed when I told them what was happening) making the same pathetic gay and mother jokes (see my article about keeping score of trash talk) and not playing. So finally he sits in, shoves a hand at me, wins $45 off of me, and then promptly leaves. I wish I had had anything to call him down with because I knew what he was doing, but I didn't. I am positive if I could have won that hand he would never have left a loser (until I busted him of course) because his fragile ego was far too bruised to allow that.
So if you ever run across bindernutnut on Party be sure to give him my warmest regards. As Amarillo Slim would say, this cowboy was all hat and no cattle. I sure hope someday he actually decides to back up his talk, because I would like to build a new computer (Athlon 64) and $2,000 should more than cover it. Actually since all I need is the processor, motherboard, and ram the $900 in his account would do.
Posted by themaroon at May 28, 2004 2:44 AM
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